want to do standup about how pathetic you are with girls Talk about what it’s gonna be like in the future too and why? How it’s already the fucking future How different it is and how its changing quicker than ever? I threw a football a few times the other day which is quite a lost feeling, so as you can imagine i’ve been thinking a lot about how we never use our hands anymore Just typing and pressing buttons is pretty much it And then I watched a porno and I was like Wow, I never use my body other than to walk and lay down and press buttons Phone buttons Remote buttons Subway card machine buttons People’s buttons Button Up Shirt buttons Laundry Buttons Hand the Subway guy debit card, which is a second hand swipe, but then Debit card PIN number buttons Soda Machine (at select restaurants with soda buffet style like Subway) buttons Elevator buttons lift us to where we want to go Exit door safety buttons Gym equipment buttons like the big red STOP one In phone subcategory of buttons the whole screen is a goddamn button. We need that many buttons that we had to make all of it a button Buttons mixed with screens Like your croutons with your greens The best part of every-ween Buttons maybe not inherently bad Like a futon don't make you glad Just different, maybe a tad sad Other than that In terms of Non-Button body maneuvers 1 Probably please myself And truthfully In terms of honesty being the best policy 2 Pay another emotion-feeling human being $180 to please me Which she does at the end of a massage But by massage I kinda just mean she would rub my shoulders with this like Skin-moistening Creamy Oil rub and she would touch my nutcracker, clenched-fist, private school Assembly line hands Gently With the side of her beautiful, bone-skinny hips Then she’d #1 me Which makes it #2-ing me then I guess Sucks that two favorite things cost so much Trying to the live in the city these days! Geesh! Ya just can’t!