(read in rap-y, quick-y beat for first 8 lines except for parentheses, thanks ;p
also read it exactly how I do in my head, thanks! double ;p)
top part of the pop tart
why wave, it’s my rave
pop tart, in my heart
no plan in my no hand
how’muh (said like goofy the cartoon character, then back to normal) ‘spossed to do that
put the tart in my heart
with my no hands and no plans
plus how you supposed to wave with no hands, it’s ridiculous!
stop asking all these questions about my pop tart and my heart and waving!
I’m all about being nice to everyone
in fact, my insecurity won’t even let me raise my voice
or believe in myself
also I believe in myself for the most part
do I? definite room for improvement
but seriously, you’ve reached the point
in your still endless question-throwing and command-ing
about tarts and hearts and just plainly being all up in my business
that you are forcing me to act
like a man does
Action!! (said like Goofy again, all excited, like really commit, then back to normal so big drop-off after Action excitement/goofy-ness-wise) what makes the world turn
and to raise my voice
like a man
and just eat this pop tart at my rave
and not put the pop tart in my heart
and not wave back at you
cause I don’t have any hands
but while you’re here?
sorry to have yelled at you
are you ok?
yea, I’m ok, no
I was gonna say
do you mind, um, actually
putting the bottom part of this tart
into my mouth for me?
I can only reach
the top part of the tart
for I have no hands, you see?
how am I supposed to do the bottom without any hands
haha haha, thanks!!
got it! yup!
fuck! I just dropped it haha
I mean you know that obviously
cause you’re looking at me
usually when people have a disability
or like a lack of one of their senses
they make up for it with a super strong other sense
like… Ray Charles, yea
blind but he can listen real good
like birds by his window
he can still see them and prove his ear sharpness
by telling other people to look at before-unnoticed birds in his window
I wish that I’d have a sharp tongue
to make up for being handless
I just thought of that
See that’s sharp-tongued, I guess
maybe I got this
but remember when I told you
that my tart had fallen out of my mouth
when you were looking at me
and obviously knew what had happened?
that was not sharp tongued
sorry about yelling earlier
I know, but I feel bad
let me buy you a coffee
or do you want this other pop tart?
it’s got some spit on it
you don’t want it
why’d you just look back towards the door?
there wasn’t an attention grabbing sound
as far as I could tell
and I would know, I’m the one with the disability
what’s that? oh ok, no no, sorry, cya!