ya boi’s first cumming for Procreation!!!

 you know ya boi checked
 that hot ass new sperm bank yo!
 you know
 the two Facebook ads ya boi
 clicked on
 in 1 weeks span
 were for
 the hot ass new sperm bank
 and 50% off
 the Sims 4 City Living expansion pack
 ya boi knows
 god it 
 is so easy to be absolutely no one
 hence, solution
 hence,
 the (re: sperm-spreading) rationale
 of being invisible daddy
 to invisible children
 who…
 maybe?
 become the next tom brady?
 who...
 have a tingling
 (and ultimately justified) sense
 that their invisible daddy
 is somehow hero-like?
 because by then i will be?
 wow, but it’s now!
 i could be a daddy tomorrow
 and you know…YOU KNOW (;p)
 ya boi couldn’t look the front desk lady
 in the eyes!
 also… not to seem gay…
 but
 from the time I’ve known you…
 you wouldn’t say that…
 ya boi…
 says thank you all gay-like? and
 young-ly
 and child-like?
 right?
 like
 remember…
 slick nick talking to gershon?
 gershon, our teacher?
 would be all like
 hey thanks for coming
 to our weekly meeting
 have a seat
 how is the thing coming?
 and slick nick would be all like
 thank you, thank you, thank you
 looking at the ground
 and all
 thank you, thank you
 AND hold up for ya boi
 you know ya boi’s
 bout to split
 some real shit
 on yo ass, el oh ellllllll! 
 *tilt of neck upward and a
 kind of ray charles head-sway
 as i clench one fist into
 my open palm*
 and say, with great relaxation!
 how deflating!…
 a slow, easy, deflation
 it was…
 to see nobody in the waiting room
 of the donors waiting area
 (until the end, when i was leaving,
 there was a guy!)
 and to see that the front desk lady
 was skinny
 and black
 and comforting
 as in smiley
 and calm
 and on the phone with
 her non-sperm
 bank
 about a double charge on her card
 and she said when im done
 with the cup
 put it in one of those
 blue boxes
 and cum meet me at the front
 and i closed the cubby after her
 and it wouldn’t lock
 and with my pants off
 i examined the closet
 for sex things
 it was locked
 i examined the TV
 for sex things
 it was BYODVD
 i examined the magazines
 and wished there was a toilet
 and there was a giggling couple
 exaggerating
 right outside my thin
 un-lockable door
 flirty work relationship
 maybe doing it for me?
 to be the soundtrack of
 future conception?
 their way of
 getting off somehow?
 flirty work relationship
 taking advantage of work setting
 to be uniquely kinky?
 ya boi had the weirdest
 dringle drag, man!
 ha ha, boiiiii!
 who do you dream of
 to conceive destined sperm?
 baby’s first Cumming for Procreation!
 who to make the half mommy?
 da body to bring about da half baby?
 should it be who i want
 to make my real sperms’ mommy?
 soooo…then, i should
 google
 blue bikini pictures?
 who I’ve loved forever but
 who does not love me back?
 ya boi would advise against that..

 and as the sad violins and flirting fuckers
 outside my cubby door laughed
 i keeled over my soft dick
 and stared through instagram
 trying to focus on the tits
 and the hips
 all i could see were
 flashes of happy Bros faces
 fucking my loved ones
 told me i needed the money
 and to keep going
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