you know ya boi checked
that hot ass new sperm bank yo!
you know
the two Facebook ads ya boi
clicked on
in 1 weeks span
were for
the hot ass new sperm bank
and 50% off
the Sims 4 City Living expansion pack
ya boi knows
god
it is so easy to be absolutely no one
hence, solution
hence,
the (re: sperm-spreading) rationale
of being invisible daddy
to invisible children
who…
maybe?
become the next tom brady?
have a tingling
(and ultimately justified) sense
that their invisible daddy
is somehow amazing and hero-like?
because by then i will be?
wow, but it’s now!
i could be a daddy tomorrow
and you know…YOU KNOW ;p
ya boi couldn’t look the front desk lady
in the eyes!
also… not to be gay…
but
from the time I’ve known you…
you wouldn’t say that…that…
ya boi…
says thank you all gay? and
young-ly
and child-like?
right?
like
remember…
slick nick talking to gershon?
gershon, our teacher?
would be all like
hey thanks for coming
to our weekly meeting
have a seat
how is the thing coming?
and slick nick would be all like
thank you, thank you, thank you
looking at the ground
and all
thank you, thank you
AND hold up for ya boi
you know ya boi’s
bout to split
some real shit
on yo ass, lol
and say, with great relaxation!
how deflating!…
a slow, easy, deflation
it was…
to see nobody in the waiting room
of the donors waiting area
(until the end, when i was leaving,
there was a guy!)
and to see that the front desk lady
was skinny
and black
and comforting
as in smiley
and calm
and on the phone with
her non-sperm
bank
about a double charge on her card
and she said when im done
with the cup
put it in one of those
blue boxes
and cum meet me at the front
and i closed the cubby after her
and it wouldn’t lock
and with my pants off
i examined the closet
for sex things
it was locked
i examined the TV
for sex things
it was BYODVD
i examined the magazines
and wished there was a toilet
and there was a giggling couple
exaggerating
right outside my thin
un-lockable door
flirty work relationship
maybe doing it for me?
to be the soundtrack of
future conception?
their way of
getting off somehow?
flirty work relationship
taking advantage of setting
to be uniquely kinky?
ya boi had the weirdest
jerk off
man…
who do you dream of
to conceive destined sperm?
baby’s first Cumming for Procreation
who to make the half mommy?
da body to bring about da half baby?
should it be who i want
to make my real sperms’ mommy?
soooo…then, i should
google
blue bikini pictures?
who I’ve loved forever but
who does not love me back?
ya boi would advise against that..
and as the sad violins and flirting fuckers
outside my cubby door laughed
i keeled over my soft dick
and stared through instagram
trying to focus on the tits
and the hips
all i could see were
flashes of happy Bros faces
fucking my loved ones
told me i needed the money
and to keep going

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