Step one huff up the stairs Step two get the chairs from over there form a bed think life's not fair Step three brush your hair and use the Nair I left for you, Claire its been 3 days since we last took care of it... yes? right? good girl dont make me stare i dont like to... i said that, remember? but you force me to if you dont shave... ...everywhere... capiche? apprender?? Step four Tom Brady black mirror episode everyone eats TB12 box every day he becomes the president its real socialist but we love it cuz we r all so healthy and energized and group problem solving focused because of this: we convince nick to go for his dreams and in the process, spark the whole *get the tom brady acting career going become his agent/ original collaborator/ preferred director* idea in nick Tom Brady becomes president and the true successor of Ronald Reagan Bill Bellicheck will be involved was leaked during the campaign and like trump promised brady gets us to win and win and win and hes our leader forever he fights the first aliens flying small ships called jetsons we all have them drive them to the international super bowl stadium where war is done Step five Do an Analysis of ur Uber driving Potential Improvements call it Use safe, non-threatening words Look at the positives They like you... you're neat and tidy And always exaggerate the amount of money you have to your friends and family and roommates they will say good boy responsible boy who does not need my chairs anymore maybe matt will purr up against my neck And practice with haikus is one of a bit of wisdoms from nick-walkbacks holding on to a high ill never follow another one was we are all so obsessed from the beginning before it all about how our lives will turn out what will we be like when were 15!!! 21!!!! 25? 29? Jacks ages????!!!! what clicks that off for those who've had it clicked on? how is jack doing in his head?