What I want to say is talking to the bartender. There I am, and she is lifting up her shirt to show me tattoos. She is twisting her neck and pointing blindly. I see it and guess is it 4 bird-shapes, facing each other, to form an angel? Mm I am leaning forward onto the bar. I am a few oo's and let me see again's.. Hmm. She says Yes an angel but evilll! Everyone when thinks angel thinks good and halo'd cherubim!, she says! I say Nastyy evilll angel have you ever seen Midnight Mass? On Netflix? She asks me my last name, says Have you ever wanted to be a tiny bit cuter? I look over at my group. Matching t-shirts. One girl Talie hasn't looked at me the whole night, even when I asked her small table what is their ideal price for an 8 pack of Lacroix? She must've loved it when I fucked up at softball!! Threw a grounder scoop-up to second, from first, when no runners forced from first! Doesn't matter if you are struggling to care, but was drunk is my real excuse! Was feeling my knees bend and thinking about the annoying bandana man who would was yawning a fake swing one-handed at each taken pitch, before it hits the ground. Clipboard Matt plays catcher behind bandana man but is oblivious to anything to do with a man. Game game is names got HITS RBIs DINKERS GOOD CONTACT HIGH FIVES LOSING BAD MERCY RULE EVERYONE IS NOT DIVING FOR IT!!!!! Jenny, an observer, said we need more communication out there! But what is the lingo to shout that means to where we should each throw it in all of the possible scenarios! Here we go! Bend the knees and be ready!
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